okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too
but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time
and then another person fell
and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting
and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy
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I’m graduating from university in two weeks. My bachelor’s degree is “English Philology”. That is, Linguistics, Translation and Literature. This makes me pretty badass.
Bitches better stop ranting about the new film of “The Great Gatsby” being boring and insubstantial. Because bitches could get cut.
tumblr has fallen
david karp is dead
yahoo is coming
your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.
it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:
“the ministry has fallen
scrimgeour is dead
they are coming.”
how the fuck did anyone not get that reference
You look good.
In case you weren’t aware, the Season 2 DVD came out today and has a whole montage of moments just like this. You should consider buying it, immediately. Run.
I’m finishing uni soon, and I’m an emotional wreck at moments…
To whom it may concern (You that will not read this, thanks)